There’s never enough time for all the naps you want.

I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs.

Documenting little details of your everyday life becomes a celebration of who you are.

Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.

Don’t know where to begin writing? Just throw up on paper.

If you hear a different drummer, don’t march—dance!

Reputation is like wearing a T-shirt......you don't just wear it... you also represent it...

A person realizes inner calm and a state of rapturous peacefulness with nature whenever they stand in solitude and contemplate their existence in an infinite world filled with multiple galaxies.

Only the children know what they are looking for.

Abstraction allows man to see with his mind what he cannot see physically with his eyes.

So long as space remains So long as sentient beings' Suffering remains I will remain In order to help, In order to serve.

After all this time and all this, quote, "experience," how is she [Hillary Clinton] not better at this [military]?

I'm a country boy. I hate New York. But that's where things happen, so I use it as a base for stories, I know enough about it. But I have to keep going back there.

There is not one text reference to characteristic Protestant religious life in these books... The dominant theme is the denial of religion as an actual part of American life.

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.

Why does Ian think I have to kiss you?