There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

People are so brainwashed by the rules that they don't know what really matters.

Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind.

Don’t take life too seriously and always remember: it is just a passing fad.

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.

A good thing never ends.

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

Don't you think it's sometimes wise not to grow up.

You have to sing every day so you can build up to being, you know, Amazingly Brilliant

I love my enemies for two reasons: they inspire me to recognise my weakness. They also inspire me to perfect my imperfect nature.

Once you go on welfare it changes you. Even if you get off welfare, you never escape the stigma that you were a charity case. You're scarred for life.

The day you stop caring about opinions of other, is the first day of you freedom.

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.

It feels good to be a part of history.

You can't change a regime on the basis of compassion. There's got to be something harder.

You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.

Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.