There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

Books fall open, you fall in

The best thing about being a writer is that 'work' is always something you love, plus usually accompanied by tea, coffee and cakes of some sort.

If God didn't want me to cross boundaries, then he wouldn't have made me a writer.

Chemistry's a tricky thing, and if I'm not feeling it, I'm not gonna pretend.

The more fascinated we become with the toys of this world, the more we forget that there's another world to come.

I generally don’t become overexcited about things anyway, I’m just not one of those people. I’m not easily surprised by things either. I think it’s because I expect that anything can happen

What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.

It is not the writer's task to answer questions but to question answers. To be impertinent, insolent, and, if necessary, subversive.

Belief is otiose; reality is sufficiently awesome as it stands.

I hated school right away. Religion had a lot to do with it because I felt like everybody was always lying to me.