There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Directing praise to oneself is to cash in on the ego in order to bankrupt the soul.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

The only thing you have totalcontrol over is who you choose to be.Be the best you can be.

That's kind of creepy.

Had he expected me to hump her leg?

Justice is but the distributing to everything according to the requirements of its nature.

Lets drink to the hard working people Lets drink to the salt of the earth

You must linger among a limited number of master-thinkers, and digest their works, if you would derive ideas which shall win firm hold in your mind.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

I kept buying bigger and bigger jeans, and once the size 14s got too tight, I thought: 'That's it. I'm not buying the next size'.