There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Death an absolute mystery. No one knows the day and the time, no one knows where and how. Death is an absolute mystery.

A man isn't a man until he has to meet a payroll.

I'm definitely different and I know that.

There's music for when you're sad or happy or in love; there's music for every moment in life.

It is a hard but good law of fate, that as every evil, so every excessive power, wears itself out.

Let's contend no more, Love, Strive nor weep: All be as before Love, - Only sleep.

I think it creates so many more opportunities and pitfalls in that you are treading on fresh snow, so you're in a new place.

It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.

Always fight for quality, whether giving or receiving.

Not only are there African accomplices inside the imperialist system, but every African has a responsibility to understand the system and work for its overthrow.