There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

God created you for His high purpose, discovering and understanding that that purpose is important

Validate yourself and know that you can achieve great things.

Printing currency for foreigners to buy is the best racket a government can get into.

Zen Makes use, to a great extent, of poetical expressions; Zen is wedded to poetry.

The world, in truth, is a wedding.

I was trying to find my way into the music business still, but I didn't want to portray something that I wasn't. I really wanted to be just me.

The game of life requires the edge that chiropractic care provides.

The crusades made great improvement in the condition of the serfs.

Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome

I think that they haven't been able to perfect a good facelift for a man.