There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

Be still sad heart and cease repining Behind the clouds is the sun still shining Thy fate is the common fate of all Into each life some rain must fall Some days must be dark and dreary.

My mom used to tell me, 'If you read 50 books, I'll get you a motorbike.'

Football these days isn't going forwards. It's going sidewards

I would rather teach one man to pray than ten men to preach.

I play a lot of, maybe a little bit, cartoonish people. I've been a Bond villain, and I play a lot of villains, people who want to take over something.

Anyone who believes that the eternal question of war and peace in Europe is no longer there risks being deeply mistaken.

My talent for playing the drums was a gift from God.

I think one lesson we have to learn is that there's a lot more risk than we're giving credit to, a lot more what economist calls systematic risk.

When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body.

He that has a house to put's head in has a good head-piece.