There's no one who I believe has ever captured the soul of America more profoundly than Abraham Lincoln has.

You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Keep exploring. Keep dreaming. Keep asking why. Don’t settle for what you already know. Never stop believing in the power of your ideas, your imagination, your hard work to change the world.

When ignorant folks want to advertise their ignorance, you don't really have to do anything, you just let them talk.

Just because we have the best hammer does not mean that every problem is a nail.

Change is never easy, but always possible.

Don’t ever let anybody tell you that your efforts don’t matter or that your voice doesn’t count. Don’t ever believe that you can’t make a difference. You have.

Where you are right now doesn't have to determine where you'll end up.

Learning to stand in somebody else's shoes, to see through their eyes, that's how peace begins. And it's up to you to make that happen. Empathy is a quality of character that can change the world.

If somebody is different from you, that's not something you criticize, that's something that you appreciate.

Investing in yourself is the best way to utilize time

If you don’t take care of the disenfranchised and outcasts of your city, they will come knocking on your door one day with revenge and bitterness

Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?

Butt holes are like a one-way street

Society can only exist on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks.

We were intrigued by the fact that we had so much actual behavior among people on our dating site, OKCupid.

It's important, when going after a goal, to never lose sight of the integrity of the journey.

Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show

There was no such thing as Palestinians, they never existed.

Other people write about the bling and the booty. I write about the pus and the gnats. To me, that's beautiful.