There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary.

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

A song and a smile from someone I cared about could be enough to distract me from all that darkness, if only for a little while.

End each day in the arms of the one you love!

Inflation consists of subsidizing expenditures that give no returns with money that does not exist.

It is vain to expect our prayers to be heard if we do not strive as well as pray.

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.

Sometimes he felt sure that the key to happiness was a poor memory.

Woman, last at the cross, and earliest at the grave.

In order of importance to me are: 1) the long term trend, 2) the current chart pattern, and 3)picking a good spot to buy or sell.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

There's an old maxim that says, 'Things that work persist,' which is why there's still Cobol floating around.