There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

Comparison more than reality makes men happy or wretched.

'A Christmas Story' is my favorite Christmas movie.

I do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez.

I'm fearful when I push myself. It's a tough thing to do, but you need to acknowledge that you have what it takes to succeed.

I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake.

Throwing a ball is not natural, whether it's overhand or underhand.

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.

Working on new projects gives you the opportunity to learn and absorb new things.

Intellectual slavery, of whatever nature it may be, will always have as a natural result both political and social slavery.

One of them had a large wooden sign nailed to its door proclaiming, NO SYMPATHY! I wondered what non-arcane visitors might think of the warning.