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Norm MacDonald Quotes: There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought,
         

There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, "Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up." And then I'm like, "There's more work in the States."


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