There's no sin but stupidity.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I never saw Death before, and now I seeThat it is warring eyes in a woman's form.

If you want your Demons to go away quit using the words they taught you to say

Just me, my music, and the voices in my head.

If we conservatives “of color” refuse to promote the welfare state, unfettered abortion, affirmative action, and massive immigration, we are guilty of “selling out.

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

How can we embrace rest and play if we've tied our self-worth to what we produce?

Frankly, no newspaper is set up to monitor for cheats and fabricators.

Your ideas need not have anything to do with reality. Making conclusions is a sure way of not enhancing our perception.

If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better.

As a Republican, I am all for competition.