There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

Never let the salt of your tears be tasteless in grief.

If killing yourself is not an option anymore, you have to sink into the darkness instead, and make something out of it.

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people.

Good taste is as tiring as good company.

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about the time spent on the phone.

The film [Dream of Life] doesn't hide anything, except maybe moments of sorrow or darkness that belonged to me.

I think people have the capacity to be many different things and many seemingly contradictory behaviors.

Ideas have consequences, and totally erroneous ideas are likely to have destructive consequences.

Japan and China are isolated and without intercourse with other countries; hence the President directed me to attend to or watch the state of affairs in China also.