There’s no such thing as free kittens.

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________, ” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).

A pretty building I'm making, without either bricks or timber. I'm up i' the garret a'ready, and haven't so much as dug the foundation.

The good will is all — and all the talents are ways to fulfill it.

The ingredients of a hamburger seldom vary. It's a percentage of fat to lean meat, add salt and prepare and that's it. It shouldn't need a recipe.

That's because international Islamic religious fanatics have the same goal as the Axis fascists - the destruction of our way of life.

I definitely try my best not to stay in character when I'm not on set, which can be more difficult in some roles than others.

The beauty of sorrow is superior to the beauty of life.

I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.

You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.

H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken - there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.

Artists, like yourself, are born with a need to express that's just innate.