There's no suggestion of why people might have voted for [Donald] Trump.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Of all creatures that can feel and think, we women are the worst treated things alive

I’ve heard girls like it when you listen

Don't let them drag you down by rumors just go with what you believe in.

The thinkers of the world should by rights be guardians of the world's mirth.

Berkeley hackers liked to see themselves as rebels against soulless corporate empires.

It is a shameful thing to be weary of inquiry when what we search for is excellent.

The dues of discipleship are high indeed, and how much we can take so often determines how much we can then give.

Plan your progress carefully; hour-by hour, day-by-day, month-by-month. Organized activity and maintained enthusiasm are the wellsprings of your power.

At the heart, it is world music that I do. It's all connections. Ultimately, we're all connected.

Talking with a Martian is like talking with an echo. You don't get argument but you don't get results.