There's no tyrant like a brain.

Even diseases have lost their prestige, there aren't so many of them left. Think it over... no more syphilis, no more clap, no more typhoid... antibiotics have taken half the tragedy out of medicine.

There's no such thing as intelligent vanity. It's an instinct. And you'll never find a man who is not first and foremost vain.

Well, you know... experience is a muffled lantern that throws light only on the bearer...it's incommunicable.

An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.

An unfamiliar city is a fine thing. That's the time and place when you can suppose that all the people you meet are nice. It's dream time.

To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose.

I piss on you all from a considerable height.

Our journey is entirely imaginary. That is its strength.

The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.

The plain truth, I may as well admit it, is that I've never been really right in the head.

Laugh until you cry

There are things that mothers can manage best when they do their duty.

Rescue operation, " he says, breathless. "Saved Barbie from drowning.

For all the days of our lives," we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma's soap operas.

There are some things that are so unforgivable that they make other things easily forgivable.

I wanted so much to forget the past, but it wouldn't go away, it hung around like an open wound that refused to scar over, an open window that no amount of muscle could shut.

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did

There's a second component of a good savings plan, which is something that a colleague of mine called Schlomo Benartzi and I developed many years ago, that we call "save more tomorrow."

If to be old is not to be wise, then it is simply to be obsolete.

I think the world is a series of broken dams and floods, and my cartoons are tiny little lifeboats.