There's no use in comparing one's feelings between one day and the next; you must allow a reasonable interval, for the direction of change to show itself.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Once you have made the world an end, and faith a means, you have almost won your man, and it makes very little difference what kind of worldly end he is pursuing.

Being a slave to a fellow human being, many times, starts with giving his opinion more weight than you should.

Example has more followers than reason.

For me, hearing my voice is sometimes a little nauseating, especially at Christmas.

To show that you truly care, you listen.

As to Bell's talking telegraph, it only creates interest in scientific circles, and, as a toy it is beautiful; but ... its commercial value will be limited.

I love the feel of hitting the ball hard, the pleasure of a rally. It is these things that make tennis the delightful game that it is.

The devil doesn't stay where there is music.

Bright youth passes swiftly as a thought.

It has always seemed to me that my existence consisted purely and exclusively of nothing but the most outrageous nonsense.