There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

Do not let your difficulties fill you with anxiety, after all it is only in the darkest nights that stars shine more brightly.

He sighed. "I don't think an apology will do, Mercy. Because an apology implies that you wouldn't do it again. And, under the circumstances, you wouldn't do anything differently, would you?"No.

It's raining, raining words!

Stil it takes you strange walking in your old foot steps like that. Putting your groan up foot where your chyld foot run nor dint know nothing what wer coming.

God cannot alter the past, though historians can.

I'm a little vague on the details but aren't doughnuts just the most marvellous thing to ever come out of organised religion?

Our love for God and our appreciation of His love and forgiveness will be in proportion to the recognition of our sin and unworthiness.

The violence had broken out in both sides, but our philosophy as a party was very, very clear.

I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners, and I don't fight for honor 'cause we all are born sinners

If I get angry, it's obvious. I don't have to say much.