There's no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can't re-create what's over.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

We live and we die and anything else is just a delusion.

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.

You gain power by pretending to be weak.

Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.

More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop.

Don't just talk, act.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity, especially when it comes to bureaucrats in a government who has no clueabout money matters

Imagine me going around with a pot belly. It would mean political ruin.

The fact -- not theory -- that evolution has occurred and the Darwinian theory as to how it occurred have become so confused in popular opinion that the distinction must be stressed.

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

I also know that I am not a great technician.

I'm still doing me. I try to come up with different concept for my shows, you gotta keep the people interested, but I'm still me.

Because if the manifestations that happen in the present moment are beautiful and good, their continuation in the future will be also good and beautiful.

God wants us so badly that he has made the condition as simple as he possibly could: Only believe.

The man who lives beside the water hole does not dream of thirst.