There's no wobble in Bush. If anything, the opposite. Right after hello, the next words out of his mouth are: I've never been more convinced that the decisions I made are the right decisions.

Al Gore's performances could be a case study in abnormal-psychology classes.

Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters.

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.

In person, George W. Bush is extremely forceful. He has a restless energy when he sits in a chair, and nearly leaps out of it when making certain points.

Almost all political campaigns involve falsity and playacting.

Message to Obama: Fighting the Clinton machine won't be as easy as picking up favorable press clips.

Clinton's fakery was so deft and deeply ingrained that it was impossible to tell where it ended and the real Bill Clinton began. This constituted a kind of political genius.

It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well...

Because liberalism typically doesn't sell in American presidential politics, liberal candidates tend to run as culturally conservative centrists.

You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy.

Any formal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession - their ignorance.

That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.

Isn’t it better just to make your own money, and then spend it how and when you want, and with dignity?

Treat yourself as if you were someone inexpressibly dear to you.

Ireland and England are like two sisters; I would have them embrace like one brother.

So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

Some people, they get down in a hole so deep they can't figure out what to hold on to.

I did not hear what I should have listened to.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

Forgiveness is a gift you give to yourself