There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

You must embrace change before change erases you.

I believe that for every illness or ailment known to man, that God has a plant out here that will heal it. We just need to keep discovering the properties for natural healing.

Entrepreneurship does not build character

Unused creativity is not benign.

A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline.

Show me who makes a profit from war, and I'll show you how to stop the war.

I'm quite happy for that smile, because Dad told me once you should be grateful for the gifts that are the rarest.

I am teaching more. That is what I do best.

Any property that's open to common use gets destroyed. Because everyone has incentive to use it to the max, but no one has incentive to maintain it.

If you are not getting as much from life as you want to, then examine the state of your enthusiasm.