There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the shoulders like a herald's coat without sleeves.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Human mind is the most unreliable thing in the universe. So control it.

In The End The Words Are The All And The Nothing.

Everybody's got a job to do, and I do mine as best I can.

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.

Remember: the Bible is our only authoritative source of information about Heaven.

Beauty is that which excites the soul.

I never wanted to see half the things I've seen, and I've never seen half the things I wanted to. I don't think wanting comes into it. You'd best go all the same.

Be content with an ordinary life.

Would you hurt a woman worst, aim at her affections.

My grandmother had this high-tech security system - a rusty nail she used to lock the door.