There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.

Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?

Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.

Nothing seems to matter but ourselves. That's not how I was brought up. I don't recognize the country I live in anymore.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We're all capable of anything as human beings. Any emotion, any action. We really are.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

You can't rewrite nothing, but you can rewrite 90 pages of sh*t. Now you've got your sh*t on the page, you can go work.

To learn what I know I have burned more midnight oil than you have drunk wine.

The gravity of the time is such that every new avenue of peace, no matter how dimly discernible, should be explored.

I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page.

Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one.

This music that was supposed to only come from tapes like in any restaurant. Something would happened. One bird will start to do a little jazz thing, and another bird will start to answer.

The Oscar nominations are out, and they're so white a grand jury has decided not to indict them.

My dialogue coach said to do a Texas accent, you lean on the next word, and that was the clue to me.

Either we figure out how to keep corporate cash out of the political system or we lose the democracy.

Art is the communication of ecstasy.

I think one's person's unlikeable is another's lovable.