There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Have some fun while you wait for the will of heaven.

PROMISING, VOWING...cannot earn us trust. Trust can't be generated overnight. No SHORT CUT! It takes DOING over a very long period of time.

It's always like you write a poem when you can't really say what you're trying to say.

If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3,000 hits and 1,000 errors.

I had so many older brothers who beat up on me, so I'm a tough kid. I love mixed martial arts, weapons training, guns, knives, driving fast cars and motorcycles.

Reporting is pretty vital to me. It keeps me connected to the world. A 40-hour-per-week day job may be less feasible as time goes on.

It would be fair in terms of justice that those who believe in 'Life After Death' live much less than those who do not believe in such a thing!

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

Once you become a vegan, the food of the world opens up to you.

The drama is make-believe. It does not deal with truth but with effect.