There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean.

The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as I recall, I didn't write that ticket.

So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some change, Come on baby help a star it's not strange!

When, at last, I ceased to be myself, I came to be.

I am a religious by the heart, but an atheist by the mind.

There are darknesses in life and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights.

I'd rather be relevant than cool.

I had so many secrets and so much social repression throughout my life. I guess I'm just a shy person and feel like my true self is unacceptable to most people.

My obligation is to release the music the way Frank [Zappa] released it.

My Wings are a thousand books.

All human societies go through fads in which they temporarily either adopt practices of little use or else abandon practices of considerable use.

I would give up my life for my children, but not myself.

I haven't really done a lot of comedy. It's something that terrifies me.