There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

We do not have to know everything about something in order to understand it

Seek knowledge from the Cradle to the Grave

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

When a man takes the road to destruction, the gods help him along.

You can only push the truth down for so long, and then it bubbles back up.

To achieve our eternal destiny, we will desire and work for the qualities required to become an eternal being.

Easy mind, light heart. A mind that is too easy hides a heart that is too heavy.

Messi is the Best. There must be life out there somewhere, on some other planet. Because he is too good and we are just too bad for him.

Fragmentation is like classful addressing - an interesting early architectural error that shows how much experimentation was going on while IP was being designed.

I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area.