There's nothing in the 14th Amendment about anchor babies.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Christians believe in a big God but do small things and this is a big insult to God.

How very wonderful friends the moon, the sea and the night are!

Only do what your heart tells you.

Good rock music always tends to be around.

I love nature and enjoy learning new skills.

California must be all American or all Chinese. We are resolved that it shall be American, and are prepared to make it so. May we not rely upon your sympathy and assistance?

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

At the root of every tantrum and power struggle are unmet needs.

A raznochinets needs no memory—it is enough for him to tell of the books he has read, and his biography is done.

As an artist, it is great to be able to market yourself to people who don't know you, and people who do.