There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Daniel?” The throaty question had him closing the space between them, pulling her closer into his embrace.“The way you say my name, that was the second mistake. You haven’t closed your heart yet.

No anguish I have had to bear on your account has been too heavy a price to pay for the new life into which I have entered in loving you.

she would have got a gold medal in social climbing if it was an Olympic sport

Board and Staff relationships are critical in any business reboot—don’t overlook or undervalue them!

Having a crush is a bit like being infected with the most annoying, troubling and yet delicious disease you could get. It is almost more of an affliction.

I can reach people the average person can't reach because I'm as grounded as I am.

It's man's to fight, but heaven's to give success.

Whatever it is, I just loved it and felt at my absolute happiest when I was performing for people. And if that's what you want from a job, then this is the best job you could ever do.

A man is a writer if all his words are strung in definite sentence sounds.

That's the easiest 69 I ever made.