There's nothing like a mission to save the world to liven up a vacation.

No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.

He fainted. Then he came to and remembered what happened and fainted again.

I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies.

A mouse slid out from under his hat and scrambled down his sleeve, across his lap, and down to the floor. Nothing,' said Fenworth, 'should distract from a wizard's dignity.

Fenworth owned a world-famous library. More rooms held books than beds. Pillows stuffed in niches and comfortable chairs scattered throughout each room offered abundant paces to curl up and read.

Focus on what's ahead. Use what is behind.

I shall not tell your husband and you shall not tell my wife." Tell them what?" That you and I were outwitted by a ropma." That would be shamful." Girl, we could never live it down.

Wear pink!' her mother had said. 'It confuses the enemy.

Contented children are valuable, as is the peace that surrounds them.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.

Laugh and the world laughs with you.Fart and you're on your own.

Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction.

My fangs extended then, automatically, like her voice were a fang charmer, and I followed impulsively, thinking about blood.

After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that.

Every night I talk to God, but he don't say nothing back. I know he protecting me, but I still stay with my gat.

The true saint burns grace like a 747 burns fuel on takeoff.

Sweet music, and your secret heart. Both have the healing grace.

Even in my dreams of being an actor, my dream was not in the celebrity. My dream was in the work that I wanted to do.

Why should we fear to be crushed by savage elements, we who are made up of the same elements?