There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If you lived a good life, you either lived to save or died to save… that which must be saved and kept. Your life would never be meaningless. Not even for a moment.

It's the unknown that I fear, the bites of memories that still have no connections.

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

I wanted her to notice me, to pay attention to me. It was an irrational desire, one I‘d never experienced before.

Fear can't be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They're like love. They're almost identical emotions.

When you're reading something, your imagination goes and you see it in your mind. Sometimes my instincts with that are right, and sometimes they're wrong.

Successful women are not liked. I think the biggest danger for women in science is colleagues who are not as good as you are.

Elephants have the largest brains of any mammal on the face of the Earth. They are creative, altruistic and kind.

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

Work is an anchor; it prevents the undisciplined minds drifting to the past. It keeps them in the present time.