There's nothing my brothers and I didn't put a hole in. We turned our home into a Wiffle house.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

Don’t just act with kindness, think with kindness.

He'd been ten years old when he'd last begged someone for something, and he'd promised himself he'd never do it again, but this was too important.

Cynicism is what passes for insight when courage is lacking

A point guard is judged by wins and losses. I think I'm doing a good job.

There's no getting blood out of a turnip.

The liberal understanding of 'the separation of church and state' means that as the area of politics expands, the area of private freedom - religious and otherwise - shrinks.

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.

Good teachers are an endangered species because they're giving up because of the tests and everything.

Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.

The Bible makes it clear that self-righteousness is the premier enemy of the Gospel.