There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe

Mutually assured destruction.

Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.

Every hero is the villain of his own story.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

You're like this leopard who's pretending to be a house cat.

Those who really love you don't mean to hurt you and if they do, you can't see it in their eyes but it hurts them too.

Jewels, lies, slips of paper, dried flowers, memories of thing long past, useless quotations, idle hands, beads, buttons, and mischief.

Put your puppet on the throne." said Talathain. "You may make her Queen but she won’t be Queen for long.

There’s nothing like a gunshot to make you the life of the party.

If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.

Children are capable of such open rudeness.

I have yet to meet an English teacher who assigned a book to damage a kid.

But just as natural disaster brought out the best in some people, it brought out the worst in others.

Heavy hearts like heavy clouds in the sky are best relieved by the letting of water.

Whatever ought to be, can be.

People in the age of [President] Obama don't dress like they did in the age of [Lyndon] Johnson. That's for sure.

Writing is a journey into the unknown.

When things are not going the way you want them to go, you start to press.

I always think I'm the Tom Cruise of music - a lot of success and fans, but no critics, darling.

Flying without feathers is not easy: my wings have no feathers.