There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

May you find grace and strength to achieve all the good things your faith prompts you to do.

As an early adopter of the internet, I've changed as the internet has changed, and I regret a lot of the things that I used to believe or used to do.

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

I was a songwriter and I've written some good songs, but there are lots of greater songs that I know I have inside yet to come out.

I can imagine there is going to come a time when someone will do 13 hours of a story without breaks.

Justice by any and all means necessary.

There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.

One thing about New York is you can understand how you're perceived really easily if you just get on the train, by the way people look at you. But there's still an anonymity in it.

Life is an end in itself, and the only question as to whether it is worth living is whether you have had enough of it.

I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble with.