There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

I ask about the sky, but the answer is about a rope.

We are never further from our wishes than when we imagine that we possess what we have desired.

Pride, if not the origin, is the medium of all wickedness-the atmosphere without which it would instantly die away.

It wasn't enough, not nearly enough, but it was all there was.

No religion can long continue to maintain its purity when the church becomes the subservient vassal of the state

Some people are so into web standards that they've removed all the tables from their houses

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

It's cool that you found somebody that you trust.

Dream big, dare greatly and shine brightly.

It is a seldom proffered argument as to the advantages of a free press that it has a major function in keeping the government itself informed as to what the government is doing.