There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

To be the master of tomorrow's dreams, you must first be the servant of today's planning.

I’m not fragile, ” I teased and kissed him harder. I supposed my bruise would say otherwise, but I didn’t want to be treated like I was going to shatter if someone touched me.

Nature is the master of talents genius is the master of nature.

Men, my brothers, men the workers, ever reaping something new, That which they have done but earnest of the things which they shall do.

If I am an angel, paint me with black wings.

Im not averse to helping Wall Street when it helps Main Street.

What I believe is not what I say I believe; what I believe is what I do.

When I paint, mysterious things happen. What starts with a void ends with a dialogue.

Number 45 doesn't explode like Number 23 used to.

I love London. I loved it when I went there in the late '50s.