There's nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade. Some things have to be exposed.

Every one of us is an artist, and as an artist, you really can stroll into any venue that you want, as long as you take your time to learn the etiquette of that venue.

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

You keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later someone's gonna answer you.

The difference with Cleveland is that the racial tension was not a casual taste of it. It was outlandish.

My life's experiences, I've always had, my uncle used to call it antenna. I know what's going to happen oftentimes before it happened when it's involving me

I want to be the condensation on the glass. I want to be that phenomenon that takes place between hot and cold.

There's also a part of me that's self-destructive, and another part that's a hero who's going to stand up for a principle.

I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

My future's about trying to be a better man

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Heaven and earthbegin in the unnamed:name’s the motherof the ten thousand things.

I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

I grew up in a normal family. I have sweet parents, who are still married... But my life is so different from how I thought it would be.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Jesus called His followers to be a lot of things, but I have yet to find where He warned us to be safe.

Even the most fickle are faithful to a few bad habits.

In times of tragedies, our duty is to lend a helping hand to those in grief and thus light lamps of kindness and compassion.

Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity; not stifle it.

As a parent, you experience the most of everything. The most love, the most fear, the most hurt and the most tired, the most of every emotion.