There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

A loving heart, determination, faith, courage, trust, belief, truth, and a solid soul create the wings with which we fly.

Love yourself because everyone is jealous of you.

People who go on to be writers are those who can forgive themselves the horror of the first draft.

And I had worked at the comic-book store almost by accident, because I was deciding to make a living as an artist, be it as an art tutor or illustrator, and that's how I wanted to make my living.

I think Republicans so mistrust Barack Obama, that if Barack Obama says Putin is terrible, they will be some Republicans who just take the other side.

The only way to survive is by taking care of one another.

The nature of our intelligence is such that it is stimulated far less by the will to know than by the will to understand.

Personally, I react to Marlon Brando. He's a favorite of mine.

The best way to be missed when you're gone is to stand for something when you're here.

I'm looking forward to making a Super Bowl run in Atlanta every year.