There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

The Revolution introduced me to art, and in turn, art introduced me to the Revolution!

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

I take vitamins. I workout every day.

We lead strange lives, chasing our dreams around from place to place.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

But, to protect men, we must have the power of controlling them. We must first enslave them before we can protect them.

The bad thing of war is, that it makes more evil people than it can take away.

I am always on the women's side.

Experiences that banish irony are much better for living than for writing.

The pillars of classical liberalism call for flat taxes, with revenues put to limited uses; strong property rights; and free markets.