There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Chicken and horse meat are the best foods for weightlifters, and good food is important.

Films are like oxygen for me.

Sympathy beyond the confines of man, that is, humanity to the lower animals, seems to be one of the latest moral acquisitions.

If you are just having unusual experiences and feeling special–especially if you feel better than everybody else–I think that is a dangerous thing.

Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

I'm just kind of lazy and messed up and self-managed - self-mismanaged.

I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.

It is better to be 'sexy' than 'not sexy'

No system of regulation can safely be substituted for the operation of individual liberty as expressed in competition.

Avoid letting temper block progress-keep cool.