There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are . . . your simple presence can make others happy.

A courageous person is one who faces fearful things as he ought and as reason directs for the sake of what is noble.

Once a citizen receives a direct payment from the state, the state has purchased their complicity

People who get lucky, also tend to be really great looking, which is luck on some level, but it is also just the fact of the matter.

Decide in your heart of hearts what really excites and challenges you, and start moving your life in that direction

Most people, after accomplishing something, use it over and over again like a gramophone record till it cracks, forgetting that the past is just the stuff with which to make more future.

I think drama school really teaches you how to annunciate; you're conscious that people might not understand you if you speak too fast and too Welsh.

Ignore the junk news - work on a worthwhile project, make a plan, or do something to enhance your life.

Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.

Auspiciousness comes only through balance.