There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.

Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.

But there was nothing in the darkness. Only rain, and fire and the past.

Is this what it's like? he wondered. When you're about to die? One hand stretched back to someone who cares for you, the other reaching for a place you can't see.

Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

One dupe is as impossible as one twin.

I always have trouble with titles for my books. I usually have no title until the editor has to present the book and calls me frantically, 'Judy, we need a title.

Center is a very tough position to play.

Of all the things he wants," Liberty said, "money's the easiest to get.

All things entail rising and falling timing. You must be able to discern this.