There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Jesus' love for you far outweighs your expectations of Him.

The head is always the dupe of the heart.

Never believe on faith, see for yourself! What you yourself don't learn you don't know.

The dominant expression of a child is gravity.

It’s not 'those who help themselves' whom God helps; it’s those who humble themselves.

I read a lot of articles about young women in the resistance. All of a sudden, I felt that if I go too much into this horror, then I won't be able to start as a fresh character.

Saturn is the most photogenic planet in the solar system.

In the Orient we have known for thousands of years that the most powerful tonic for ill health is a happy and clear mind.

sometimes, how a situation is perceived carries more weight than the reality of the matter.

If you’re alive, you can’t be bored in San Francisco. If you’re not alive, San Francisco will bring you to life.