There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

David Nugent tore up the Championship but he’s gone to Portsmouth and he’s a fish up a tree

United won't fall asleep against Liverpool. They'll win it in their sleep

I think Southampton will finish above teams that are well below them.

When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas.'

Don't put too much pressure on Jack Wilshere... in years to come I think he will be an Arsenal great like Liam Brady

To win the Champions League with Porto, you have to be tactically acute

In England, Rooney is a world-class footballer in the world.

Every single player on the pitch is now in the Birmingham box, apart from two of them.

If you’re chopping and changing the team you don’t get that word I can’t pronounce beginning with ‘C’.

I feel like a little tug in a great storm. But I'm fastened to a great ship on ahead. It's going into port and can't lose its way.

There is but one freedom, to put oneself right with death. After that everything is possible.

The claws of Truth were painful. The lies tore away like scabs, and John bled there for hours, stifling his cries of pain in the sleeve of his overcoat - the overcoat he'd received from his father.

It's hard to find things that won't sell online.

You should listen to a lot of different music.

When you love someone it is forever, or it was never really love at all.

Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.

chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)

I will bring you flowers from the mountains, bluebells, dark hazels, and rustic baskets of kisses. I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

I'm not a celebrity. I don't call myself a celebrity. I'm an actor.