There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.

Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.

The best education makes our minds more fertile.

Love gives without expectation, while hate carries an endless tally of debts.

The happy and powerful do not go into exile, and there are no surer guarantees of equality among men than poverty and misfortune.

My words are like the stars that never change.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

We are dust and shadow. [Lat., Pulvis et umbra sumus.]

If it's a big hit, fantastic. If it's not, then it's not. I don't worry about my work

Have your fun, my dear; but if you must earn your bread, try to make it sweet with cheerfulness, not bitter with the daily regret that it isn't cake.

"Southland" was not written for a black woman.