There's only one thing to do with politics, and that is to survive it.

A traffic jam is a collision between free enterprise and socialism. Free enterprise produces automobiles faster than socialism can build roads and road capacity.

The cheap but simple human emotion of envy is the driving force of all socialism, of all anti-capitalist philosophy. It is the mark of the intellectual.

Almost everything that almost everyone believes is wrong.

The more prosperity you have, the quicker you ... attract the looters and the plunderers.... And so when a country becomes richer it falls apart sooner.

[Freedom is] the societal condition that exists when every individual has 100% control of his own property.

The state has no wealth it hasn't stolen, and the state has no assets whatsoever, except those which individuals have created in the first place and the state has taken.

In capitalism, profit does not come out of another man's hardship; it comes out of new production of new wealth that's never existed before.

Capitalism is the key to survival.

Leave no "full stop" in between the sentences that make up your life story. If anything, let "commas" show that when you were brought down by challenges, you rose up with passion and moved on again!

It is good to work for your living.

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced.

My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

When East meets West, amazing design happens. L'Alahambra rug is a marriage of the clean line and simplicity of Western graphic design meets the complexity and beauty of Eastern pattern.

I haven't any thirst for revenge.

While obsession with one’s personal appearance is a sign of being a vacant prat, total oblivion to it is a sign of mental illness.

Can you gather your vital breath and yet be tender like a newborn baby?

I'm a comeback waiting to happen. No one deserves it more than I do.