There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

No sheep may leave the flock, " he said to anyone who would listen, "unless he comes back again.

God does say He will graciously entertain our prayers. He says that if we exercise faith, and if our request is in accordance with His will, He will hear us.

Dating, like almost every other male-female interaction in present-day society, is based on outmoded and unequal social roles and expectations.

When you are coming out, you say it's for you. But when everybody says it's not OK, it becomes about that rather than about you. It disappointed me.

Photoshop is an art, and you can do a lot with it. Change the atmosphere through different lighting and make the pictures look more interesting.

I tend to fly old airplanes and old sort of things that are nearly about as old as me. Biplanes and stuff like that.

I don't only like rap music. There's everything from R&B to crazy gangster rap, hip hop... everything! But it all blends together nicely. It's like a magical music rainbow.

Scale will get you strategy.

The artistic process seems to be mythologized quite a lot into something far greater than it actually is. It is just hard labor.

I don't understand the Democrats' approach to Social Security in this country, and I'm not alone.