There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

The source of life’s energy comes from our creator and maker

Instinct's aware of reflex when mind ain't yet.

We've all got the power to kill in our hands, but most of us are afraid to use it. Those who aren't, control life itself.

I want to die young at a ripe old age.

I used to do theater in L.A., but it got to the point where everything was really showcase-y.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

Sometimes, you don't need a $5,000 guitar - you need $5,000 worth of lessons.

I could've missed the pain, but I would've missed the dance.

We find that the more a cultivated reason devotes itself to the aim of enjoying life and happiness, the further does man get away from true contentment.

From an angel's wings to a fallen star, God makes everything but unbreakable hearts.