There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.

You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here?

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.

#ToTheGirls2016 Value yourself, your voice, your body, your opinions, your dreams, your pride, your ego. You have a RIGHT to take up space.

I have been overcome by the beauty and richness of our life together, those early mornings setting out, those evenings gleaming with rivers and lakes below us, still holding the last light.

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

Other intelligent life-forms will differ greatly in appearance - they may resemble the creature in E.T. or startle us with their beauty - but life itself is common, I'm certain.

Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that loses its head when surprised and hopes to conceal this with rudeness.

I'm flatulent in many languages.

It's boring to have the same guy win. I'm actively rooting against myself.

Watering the tree that does give you neither shade nor fruit is a real ethics!

I suppose middle-aged love is interesting for middle-aged people.