There's probably no experience more alienating than fame, other than a terminal illness, where you actually find yourself in a situation that nobody around you can relate to.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

You have this thing called a life. Its only you that gets to live it and you only get to do it one time

There is a difference between truly listening and waiting for your turn to talk.

Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.

I'm a good person," I said, "because I know what good people are supposed to act like, and I copy them.

Those who believe patriotism to be the last refuge of the scoundrel have underestimated compassion.

We never really own a dog as much as she owns us.

What is the disposition which makes men rejoice in good bargains? There are few people who will not be benefited by pondering over the morals of shopping.

What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality.

If I woke up tomorrow and didn't have a dolla, as long as I have my heart, I can get it all over.

Men want a challenge, but they want a challenge they can win.