There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

It’s a lesson in life—don’t look back, you’ll trip over.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I've always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.

Use the difficulties - if you can't avoid them

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do."

Good poetry makes the universe reveal a secret.

You turned the page, i burned the book.

It stood calm against the suburban storm raging around it. The thunder screamed across the sky

Mother, I will look to like. If looking liking moves.

Ensure compliance and be responsive to the feedback.

If a plus-size woman is not represented in fashion or on TV, what the hell are we doing?

Each play I write has its own unique origin story.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

Excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.